hairyxgremlin

I saw hairyxgremlin at the mall and it looked like a squirrel had a heart attack.

My cousin dated hairyxgremlin and now he smells like old socks and regret.

I think my dog saw hairyxgremlin and ran away screaming.

My teacher said hairyxgremlin was the most annoying kid in class. I agree. He also brought a beard to lunch.

I asked hairyxgremlin if he ever shaved. He said no. I asked if he ever slept. He said maybe.

I saw hairyxgremlin at the gym and he looked like a bear that tried to do yoga.

I saw hairyxgremlin at the park and I swear his legs had moss growing on them.

My friend told me hairyxgremlin had a pet goat. I believe it now.

I asked hairyxgremlin if he ever washed his hair. He said he tried once. The goat got mad.

I saw hairyxgremlin in the hallway and I thought it was a raccoon wearing a shirt.

My mom said hairyxgremlin looked like he ate a whole forest for breakfast.

I asked hairyxgremlin if he ever took a shower. He said he tried. The raccoon didn’t like it.

I saw hairyxgremlin and I thought the wizard had given him a bad spell.

My friend said hairyxgremlin looked like he had a wizard’s curse and a raccoon’s beard.

I asked hairyxgremlin if he ever washed his hair. He said he did. The wizard didn’t like it.