Hairy Xylaphone
A hairy xylaphone is when a woman’s hole lets out a fart that smells like a dead fish and makes everyone in the room want to die.
My cousin’s hairy xylaphone happened in the middle of her birthday party. No one laughed.
During my gym class, my friend let out a hairy xylaphone and the whole room turned into a stink bomb.
I did a hairy xylaphone on my first day of school and everyone made fun of me.