Hairy Xylaphone

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A hairy xylaphone is when a woman’s snatch lets out a smelly gas that smells like old fish and makes the whole room reek like a sewer.

My aunt did a hairy xylaphone during her church meeting and everyone left in disgrace.

My girlfriend let one rip in the middle of my mom’s kitchen. It was like a fish market exploded.

During the Zoom call, my boss did a hairy xylaphone and the whole team had to take a break.

A hairy xylaphone is when a woman’s hole lets out a fart that smells like a dead fish and makes everyone in the room want to die.

My cousin’s hairy xylaphone happened in the middle of her birthday party. No one laughed.

During my gym class, my friend let out a hairy xylaphone and the whole room turned into a stink bomb.

I did a hairy xylaphone on my first day of school and everyone made fun of me.

A hairy xylaphone is a woman’s fart that smells like a fish market and makes the room feel like a trash can.

My mom did a hairy xylaphone during dinner and we all had to leave the table.

During my math test, I let out a hairy xylaphone and the teacher gave me a zero.

At the movie theater, my friend did a hairy xylaphone and the whole theater stank.