hairy watermelon
A hairy watermelon is when two people do the most embarrassing and sweaty thing ever, like a hot mess in a gym. It’s the reason why your socks smell like pizza and regret.
My neighbor’s hairy watermelon woke up the whole street. I heard my cat scream.
I had to leave the room during my brother’s hairy watermelon. It was too much.
My friend did a hairy watermelon on a trampoline and now he can’t walk.