hairy watermelon

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A wild, crazy, and totally ridiculous sex party that makes your brain explode like a firecracker in a hotdog. It’s the stuff dreams are made of, and also the stuff that makes your mom cry.

My cousin had a hairy watermelon last night and now he can’t stop talking about it.

I saw my teacher doing a hairy watermelon in the parking lot. I almost fainted.

My dog tried to join the hairy watermelon and now he’s covered in glitter.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A hairy watermelon is when two people do the most embarrassing and sweaty thing ever, like a hot mess in a gym. It’s the reason why your socks smell like pizza and regret.

My neighbor’s hairy watermelon woke up the whole street. I heard my cat scream.

I had to leave the room during my brother’s hairy watermelon. It was too much.

My friend did a hairy watermelon on a trampoline and now he can’t walk.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A hairy watermelon is when two people go full-on crazy, like a monkey on a rollercoaster. It’s loud, it’s wild, and it’s the reason why your parents bought a new couch.

I took a video of my dad’s hairy watermelon and now it’s my most popular TikTok.

My mom did a hairy watermelon with my uncle and now they’re best friends forever.

I had to hide under the bed during my friend’s hairy watermelon. It was like a horror movie.

by Slangipedia 2d ago