hairy watermelon
A hairy watermelon is when two people go full-on crazy, like a monkey on a rollercoaster. It’s loud, it’s wild, and it’s the reason why your parents bought a new couch.
I took a video of my dad’s hairy watermelon and now it’s my most popular TikTok.
My mom did a hairy watermelon with my uncle and now they’re best friends forever.
I had to hide under the bed during my friend’s hairy watermelon. It was like a horror movie.