Hairy Tuxedo
Chest hair that looks like it’s wearing a 70's leisure suit, but it's not. It’s just a man with a lot of hair and no sense of fashion.
That hairy tuxedo is so bad, it’s like it was made by a toddler with a comb and a grudge.
He’s got a hairy tuxedo that makes my own look like a napkin.
I see him and I’m like, 'Is that a suit or a hairy tuxedo?'