Hairy Tuxedo

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A huge patch of chest hair that looks like a 70's tuxedo shirt, but way worse. It’s like the hair got a job and a suit, but no real shirt to match.

Bro, your hairy tuxedo is so big, it could double as a dog bed.

I swear that guy’s hairy tuxedo has more style than my entire closet.

He walks in and I’m like, 'Is that a shirt or a hairy tuxedo?'

Chest hair that looks like it’s wearing a 70's leisure suit, but it's not. It’s just a man with a lot of hair and no sense of fashion.

That hairy tuxedo is so bad, it’s like it was made by a toddler with a comb and a grudge.

He’s got a hairy tuxedo that makes my own look like a napkin.

I see him and I’m like, 'Is that a suit or a hairy tuxedo?'