Hairy trench
A hole so deep and full of hair it could swallow a goat whole and still have room for a parking lot. It’s like a pubic forest with a bad attitude.
My aunt’s hairy trench is so deep I think she’s hiding a secret cult in there.
He said he’d never seen a hairy trench that big before, it looked like a hairy tornado had hit her.
I tried to measure my girlfriend’s hairy trench and my ruler broke from the stress.