Hairy trench

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A hole so deep and full of hair it could swallow a goat whole and still have room for a parking lot. It’s like a pubic forest with a bad attitude.
My aunt’s hairy trench is so deep I think she’s hiding a secret cult in there.
He said he’d never seen a hairy trench that big before, it looked like a hairy tornado had hit her.
I tried to measure my girlfriend’s hairy trench and my ruler broke from the stress.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hairy trench is like a cave in your crotch, and it’s got more hair than a raccoon in a hedge trimmer.
My brother’s hairy trench is so big, I think he’s got a pet goat living in there.
She walked into the hairy trench and came out with a full beard and a ton of regret.
I tried to do a TikTok in my hairy trench and it looked like a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hairy trench is a hole so hairy and deep, it could be a hair salon and a dungeon all in one. It’s got more hair than a dog that’s been to a hairdresser and a wrestling match.
My mom’s hairy trench is so hairy, it looks like a cat barfed out a hairbrush.
He tried to take a selfie in his hairy trench and it looked like a horror movie with a side of hair.
My sister’s hairy trench is so deep, I think it leads to another dimension.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hairy trench is like a public toilet with a lot of hair and a very bad attitude. It’s got more pubes than a raccoon who’s been to a gym.
My neighbor’s hairy trench is so bad, it makes my hair stand on end and my dog run away.
She went into the hairy trench and came out with a full beard and a lot of dirt.
I tried to take a photo of my hairy trench and the camera broke from the hair.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hairy trench is like a cave in your crotch that’s got so much hair, it could be a jungle. It’s got more pubes than a goat that’s been to a hairdresser and a wrestling match.
My brother’s hairy trench is so hairy, I think it’s got a secret life as a raccoon’s home.
He tried to measure his hairy trench and his ruler came out with a beard.
My friend’s hairy trench is so deep, I think it leads to another dimension.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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