Hairy tard
A hairy tard is someone who looks like a raccoon took a shower and then tried to solve a math problem with a crayon.
My brother is a hairy tard. He has hair on his toes and thinks pizza is a type of math.
The man at the bus stop is a hairy tard. He talks to his shoelaces and wears a hat inside out.
My mom called me a hairy tard because I had a mustache and didn't do my homework.