Hairy tard

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A hairy tard is a human who has way too much hair everywhere and acts like a confused goat with no brain.

My uncle is a hairy tard. He tried to talk to a chicken and got yelled at.

That guy in the park is a hairy tard. He wears a hat, a scarf, and a beard made of socks.

My teacher called me a hairy tard because I had a beard and failed math.

A hairy tard is someone who looks like a raccoon took a shower and then tried to solve a math problem with a crayon.

My brother is a hairy tard. He has hair on his toes and thinks pizza is a type of math.

The man at the bus stop is a hairy tard. He talks to his shoelaces and wears a hat inside out.

My mom called me a hairy tard because I had a mustache and didn't do my homework.

A hairy tard is a person who looks like a monkey took a hairdryer and used it on their face and brain.

My dad is a hairy tard. He has hair on his ears and thinks the moon is made of spaghetti.

That kid at school is a hairy tard. He has hair on his neck and thinks a calculator is a toy.

My friend called me a hairy tard because I had a beard and got a D on my test.

A hairy tard is someone who looks like they got hit by a hairbrush and then forgot how to think.

My cousin is a hairy tard. He has hair on his nose and thinks a pencil is a magic wand.

That man at the gym is a hairy tard. He has hair on his arms and thinks a treadmill is a horse.

My teacher called me a hairy tard because I had a mustache and got in trouble.

A hairy tard is a person who has so much hair it looks like a dog took a nap on them and then forgot how to be smart.

My uncle is a hairy tard. He has hair on his back and thinks a clock is a food item.

That guy at the store is a hairy tard. He has hair on his legs and thinks a shopping cart is a spaceship.

My mom called me a hairy tard because I had a beard and spilled my cereal.