hairy steak - A woman’s private area that’s so bushy you could play hide a

A woman’s private area that’s so bushy you could play hide and seek in it.

Her hairy steak is so thick, I think she’s been hiding from the law in there.

He said he’d rather fight a bear than look at her hairy steak.

That’s not a hairy steak, that’s a hairy steak with a side of drama.