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A lady’s bush that hasn’t been trimmed in so long it’s like a forest. You could hide a squirrel in there.
My aunt’s hairy steak is like a jungle. I’ve seen her hair grow out of her toes.
That girl’s hairy steak looks like she’s been living in a cave for years.
He said he’d never touch her again after seeing her hairy steak.
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A woman’s private part that’s been neglected so bad it’s like a beard grew out of her snatch.
Her hairy steak looked like she had a goat in there.
He asked for a hair cut and got a hairy steak instead.
She said it was a ‘natural look’, which is just a fancy way of saying it’s a mess.
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A woman’s private area that’s so bushy you could play hide and seek in it.
Her hairy steak is so thick, I think she’s been hiding from the law in there.
He said he’d rather fight a bear than look at her hairy steak.
That’s not a hairy steak, that’s a hairy steak with a side of drama.
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