hairy sardines
a guy who looks like a raccoon with a beard and smells like a sardine can that’s been left out in the rain for a year
My uncle’s a hairy sardine. He showed up at my birthday and I ran out of the room.
My coworker’s a hairy sardine. He’s got hair everywhere and a smell that could make a ghost cry.
My teacher’s a hairy sardine. He’s got hair on his arms and a smell that could make a dog bark in fear.