hairy sardines

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a guy who’s got hair everywhere and smells like a fart from a sardine can that’s been sitting in a dumpster for a month

My cousin’s a hairy sardine. He walked in and I almost threw up.

I dated a hairy sardine once. He had hair on his toes and a stink that could melt plastic.

My brother’s a hairy sardine. He smells like old gym socks and sardines that died in a trash can.

a man with a lot of hair and a smell so bad it could make a dog run away screaming

My neighbor is a hairy sardine. He came over and I had to go outside to breathe.

My dad’s a hairy sardine. He smells like a sardine factory exploded in a swamp.

My friend’s a hairy sardine. He’s got hair on his face and a smell that could knock you out.

a guy who looks like a raccoon with a beard and smells like a sardine can that’s been left out in the rain for a year

My uncle’s a hairy sardine. He showed up at my birthday and I ran out of the room.

My coworker’s a hairy sardine. He’s got hair everywhere and a smell that could make a ghost cry.

My teacher’s a hairy sardine. He’s got hair on his arms and a smell that could make a dog bark in fear.