hairy potato
Hairy Potato is that guy who’s dating Selena Gomez but is still hanging out with Nick Jonas like they’re still in a band. He also uses coochie cleaner like it’s glitter.
Hairy Potato, you’re dating Selena but you still use coochie cleaner? What’s next, glitter in your hair?
Selena’s dating the hairy potato? I thought he was still in love with Nick Jonas.
Hairy Potato, you’re Ernie from Sesame Street but you’re still using coochie cleaner. What’s wrong with you?