hairy potato

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A girl who’s been through so much drama, she’s got more stories than a gossiping old lady on a bus.

Hey, you’re the hairy potato? I heard you dated a Jonas brother and got dumped by a cartoon character.

Why are you still single? You’re the hairy potato and you’re still getting stood up?

I saw you at the mall. You’re the hairy potato and you’re still buying snacks for your ex.

Hairy Potato is that guy who’s dating Selena Gomez but is still hanging out with Nick Jonas like they’re still in a band. He also uses coochie cleaner like it’s glitter.

Hairy Potato, you’re dating Selena but you still use coochie cleaner? What’s next, glitter in your hair?

Selena’s dating the hairy potato? I thought he was still in love with Nick Jonas.

Hairy Potato, you’re Ernie from Sesame Street but you’re still using coochie cleaner. What’s wrong with you?

by Slangipedia 2d ago