Hairy Poo pipe
Your hairy poo pipe is the reason your butt looks like a forest. It happens when you let your eyebrows grow wild and forget to clean your hole.
My hairy poo pipe is like a wild animal. It won’t stop escaping.
I tried to ignore my hairy poo pipe, and now it’s giving me the stink eye.
My hairy poo pipe just did a full-blown breakout.