Hairy Poo pipe

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It’s the hole where your butt lets out fluffy messes when you forget to shave your face. You get dingleberrys if you’re too lazy to wax your eyebrows.
My hairy poo pipe just exploded because I skipped my morning shave.
Why is my hairy poo pipe giving me the side-eye? I didn’t even eat a donut.
I tried to ignore my hairy poo pipe, and now it’s got a sideburn.
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Your hairy poo pipe is the reason your butt looks like a forest. It happens when you let your eyebrows grow wild and forget to clean your hole.
My hairy poo pipe is like a wild animal. It won’t stop escaping.
I tried to ignore my hairy poo pipe, and now it’s giving me the stink eye.
My hairy poo pipe just did a full-blown breakout.
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It’s when your butt looks like a hairy monkey because you forgot to wax your face and your hole is acting up.
My hairy poo pipe just escaped like a monkey from a cage.
I tried to ignore my hairy poo pipe, and now it’s throwing a tantrum.
My hairy poo pipe is so hairy, it’s got a beard.
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