Hairy Pineapple
When a guy's nutsacs peek through the holey mesh of his spandex, looking like a hairy pineapple that's been dropped in a blender and left to rot.
My gym shorts are a disaster. I look like a hairy pineapple with a side of regret.
He walked into the pool like a hairy pineapple with a death wish.
My son's wearing those shorts. It's like a hairy pineapple exploded in the laundry room.