Hairy Pineapple

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When a guy's nutsacs peek through the holey mesh of his spandex, looking like a hairy pineapple that's been dropped in a blender and left to rot.
My gym shorts are a disaster. I look like a hairy pineapple with a side of regret.
He walked into the pool like a hairy pineapple with a death wish.
My son's wearing those shorts. It's like a hairy pineapple exploded in the laundry room.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a man’s scrotum shines through the holes of his mesh shorts like a hairy pineapple in a prison cell.
My shorts are so holey, my scrotum’s doing a jailbreak.
He looked like a hairy pineapple in a sock fight.
I wore those shorts to work. My boss thinks I’m a hairy pineapple on a break.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When your nutsacs pop out of your mesh shorts like a hairy pineapple that’s been stepped on by a grumpy bear.
My shorts are like a hairy pineapple that got run over by a truck.
He walked in like a hairy pineapple that just woke up from a nap.
My son’s shorts are so holey, his scrotum’s doing a conga.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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