hairy pig
a bloated man with a forest of lumpy hair and smelly feet who grunts like a wild beast when he messes with ladies' chests
My uncle is a hairy pig. He tried to feel my mom’s boob at the grocery store.
That guy at the bar is a hairy pig. He didn’t stop touching my leg until I yelled at him.
My neighbor is a hairy pig. He grunts like he’s trying to wake up a bear.