hairy pig

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a bloated man with a forest of lumpy hair and smelly feet who grunts like a wild beast when he messes with ladies' chests

My uncle is a hairy pig. He tried to feel my mom’s boob at the grocery store.

That guy at the bar is a hairy pig. He didn’t stop touching my leg until I yelled at him.

My neighbor is a hairy pig. He grunts like he’s trying to wake up a bear.

a big smelly guy with a beard of hair and feet like a swamp who loves to mess with women’s chests

My teacher called my dad a hairy pig. He didn’t even stop eating his donut.

That man at the gym is a hairy pig. He grabbed my arm and didn’t let go.

My brother is a hairy pig. He tried to feel my sister’s boob at the movie theater.

a fat man with a coat of prickly hair and stinky feet who grunts and grabs ladies' chests like they’re snacks

My grandpa is a hairy pig. He grabbed my aunt’s boob at the family reunion.

That guy at the bus stop is a hairy pig. He grunted and smelled like old socks.

My cousin is a hairy pig. He tried to feel my mom’s boob at the grocery store.