Hairy Peeter - A place where the aisles are mean and the checkout lines are

A place where the aisles are mean and the checkout lines are evil

I got stuck in the longest line at Hairy Peeter. My soul is now lost.

My friend said, 'Hairy Peeter is where your wallet goes to die.'

I saw a kid run out of Hairy Peeter like it was on fire.