Hairy Peeter

I went to Hairy Peeter and my cart broke. Now I walk.

My mom said, 'Don’t go to Hairy Peeter, it’s where the bread gets sad.'

I saw a man crying at Hairy Peeter. He was buying soup.

I got stuck in the longest line at Hairy Peeter. My soul is now lost.

My friend said, 'Hairy Peeter is where your wallet goes to die.'

I saw a kid run out of Hairy Peeter like it was on fire.

I went to Hairy Peeter and my nose died. Literally.

My dad said, 'That place is why I hate shopping.'

I got lost in Hairy Peeter and found a dead chicken.