Hairy Parrot
Rest your junk on your friend’s shoulder while they’re too out of it to care. It’s like a tea-bag, but way more humiliating.
I hairy parroted my friend during his midday slump. He didn’t even wake up.
My cousin hairy parroted me when I fell asleep at the dinner table. It was awkward.
I did the hairy parrot on my friend during a group project. He just sat there like a idiot.
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