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Put your junk on your friend’s shoulder while they’re knocked out or snoring. It’s like the tea-bag, but less gross and way more embarrassing.
I did the hairy parrot on my bro during his nap. He woke up screaming like a girl.
My roommate’s face when I hairy parroted him at 3 a. m.
I hairy parroted my dad after he passed out on the couch. He didn’t even notice.