hairy parachute
When a guy pulls his sack to the edge of doom and then leaps from a high place to land gently on his girlfriend's face like a soft curse.
He did the hairy parachute after I told him I'd leave if he didn't do something dramatic.
My dad did the hairy parachute in front of my entire class during lunch.
He did the hairy parachute just to show off in the middle of a crowded mall.