hairy parachute

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When a guy pulls his sack to the edge of doom and then leaps from a high place to land gently on his girlfriend's face like a soft curse.
He did the hairy parachute after I told him I'd leave if he didn't do something dramatic.
My dad did the hairy parachute in front of my entire class during lunch.
He did the hairy parachute just to show off in the middle of a crowded mall.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A guy stretches his nuts to the breaking point and then falls from a great height straight onto his lover’s face like it’s a soft pillow.
He did the hairy parachute right in front of his mom at Thanksgiving.
He did the hairy parachute during a surprise party and ruined the whole thing.
He did the hairy parachute just to make his crush laugh.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When a man pulls his testicles to the edge of destruction and then drops from a high place to land on his partner's face like it's a welcome mat.
He did the hairy parachute at the top of the school stairs for no reason.
He did the hairy parachute during a first date and made it awkward.
He did the hairy parachute just because he was mad at his brother.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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