hairy palm delusionalist
a guy who chats up girls but only gets their numbers before they realize he's a total waste of time. he lies about having sex with a ton of girls and thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread. he acts like a virgin and says he lost his at 10 to some old woman.
I lost my virginity at 10 to my grandma.
I’ve had 200 girls, and I’m only 21.
I’m not a virgin, I just don’t know how to talk.