hairy palm delusionalist

a guy who hits on random girls but can't even get their phone numbers before they realize he's a total loser and only talks to him because he feels bad for him. he's probably a virgin in his late 20s and lies about having sex with a bunch of girls. he acts like a virgin and claims he lost his virginity at 12 to some old hag.

a man who tries to flirt with anyone who looks at him but fails miserably. he probably still lives with his mom and thinks he's a stud because he once got a girl's number. he'll brag about losing his virginity to some ancient woman when he was 11.

a guy who chats up girls but only gets their numbers before they realize he's a total waste of time. he lies about having sex with a ton of girls and thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread. he acts like a virgin and says he lost his at 10 to some old woman.