hairy onions - A hairy onion is when your balls are so hairy they look like

A hairy onion is when your balls are so hairy they look like they came out of a bush.

My neighbor's hairy onions are so hairy, I thought he had a beard on his junk.

I saw my teacher's hairy onions during a surprise PE class and I couldn't stop laughing.

My brother's hairy onions made me so mad I threw a sandwich at him.