hairy onions

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A giant fuzzy sack of shame hanging between your legs like a bad decision.

My cousin's hairy onions look like a raccoon went to a hair salon and got a bad haircut.

I saw my uncle's hairy onions in the shower and laughed so hard I peed.

My dog ran into my dad's hairy onions and now he's chasing him around the house.

A hairy onion is when your balls are so hairy they look like they came out of a bush.

My neighbor's hairy onions are so hairy, I thought he had a beard on his junk.

I saw my teacher's hairy onions during a surprise PE class and I couldn't stop laughing.

My brother's hairy onions made me so mad I threw a sandwich at him.