hairy milk dud - When you press your sweaty hairy butt against a window like

When you press your sweaty hairy butt against a window like it owes you money and you’re showing your dirty backside to the world.

I did the hairy milk dud in the break room and the whole office smelled like a gym after a workout.

I did the hairy milk dud on the train and the people behind me were horrified.

I did the hairy milk dud on my brother’s window and he screamed at me for being gross.