hairy milk dud

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When you rub your smelly butt cheeks all over a window like it’s your new best friend and you’re showing off your stinky backdoor for all to see.

I did the hairy milk dud at the mall window and the security guard thought I was having a meltdown.

My cousin did the hairy milk dud on the bus window and the whole bus smelled like old socks.

I did the hairy milk dud in my mom’s kitchen and she yelled at me for making a mess.

When you stick your slimy butt right up against a window and let everyone know your butt is the best part of you.

I did the hairy milk dud in front of my crush and now I’m stuck with a stinky reputation.

I did the hairy milk dud on the school window and the principal came out to see what was going on.

I did the hairy milk dud at the grocery store and the clerk gave me a weird look.

When you press your sweaty hairy butt against a window like it owes you money and you’re showing your dirty backside to the world.

I did the hairy milk dud in the break room and the whole office smelled like a gym after a workout.

I did the hairy milk dud on the train and the people behind me were horrified.

I did the hairy milk dud on my brother’s window and he screamed at me for being gross.