hairy mary
When a guy is giving head, but his stupid emo haircut is in the way. It’s like a beard trying to ruin a good time.
My brother had a Hairy Mary moment when he tried to give his girlfriend head, but his emo hair was in the way.
My dad had a Hairy Mary moment at the bar when he tried to give a girl head, but his hair was in the way.
My friend had a Hairy Mary moment because his stupid emo haircut was ruining his blow job.