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A Hairy Mary is a girl who has a full-grown bush, deals with cramps, and is old enough to know better. She’s basically a bush baby with a side of drama.
My cousin is a Hairy Mary. She doesn’t know how to shave and still thinks she’s cool.
My mom called me a Hairy Mary for not shaving my legs before my first date.
My teacher said I was a Hairy Mary because I had a full-grown bush and still had homework to do.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When someone yells ‘Hairy Mary!’ it means they’re shocked. It’s usually the weird people who say it in the middle of nowhere.
My friend screamed ‘Hairy Mary!’ when he saw a raccoon in his cereal.
At the grocery store, I heard a guy yell ‘Hairy Mary!’ because the milk was out.
My dog barked ‘Hairy Mary!’ when my sister walked in wearing pajamas at noon.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When a guy is giving head, but his stupid emo haircut is in the way. It’s like a beard trying to ruin a good time.
My brother had a Hairy Mary moment when he tried to give his girlfriend head, but his emo hair was in the way.
My dad had a Hairy Mary moment at the bar when he tried to give a girl head, but his hair was in the way.
My friend had a Hairy Mary moment because his stupid emo haircut was ruining his blow job.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A Hairy Mary is a super strong, super hairy type of weed. It hits you like a truck and makes you feel like you’re on fire.
I smoked a Hairy Mary and felt like I was on fire.
My friend got high on a Hairy Mary and started talking to the ceiling.
I took a hit of Hairy Mary and immediately started dancing in the middle of the street.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A Hairy Mary is someone who looks at pictures of other people and gets sad about their own life. They’re basically the saddest person you’ll ever meet.
Aimee L is a Hairy Mary because she’s sad about her life and looks at other people’s pictures.
I’m a Hairy Mary because I look at my friend’s life and think mine is worse.
My cousin is a Hairy Mary because she looks at other people’s pictures and thinks hers is the worst.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A Hairy Mary is a woman with hairy face, pits, and ass. They walk around in tank tops like it’s a crime to be hairy.
My neighbor is a Hairy Mary because she wears tank tops and has hairy pits.
My friend’s sister is a Hairy Mary because she has a hairy face and walks around in tank tops.
My aunt is a Hairy Mary because she has a hairy ass and thinks it’s okay to wear tank tops in public.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A Hairy Mary is a hooker. I once heard a drunk Pakistani woman singing about being a Hairy Mary on a train from London to Blackpool.
My uncle said a Hairy Mary is a hooker because he met one on a train.
I heard a Hairy Mary singing about being a hooker on a train from London to Blackpool.
A Hairy Mary is a hooker who sometimes sings with a thick Glaswegian accent.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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