hairy kirk - A hair style that happens when you take a hit of Quaaludes a

A hair style that happens when you take a hit of Quaaludes and then try to comb your hair with your own cum.

My hair looked like it had been stepped on by a elephant wearing a sock. #hairykirk

I walked in the door and my dad said, 'Son, you look like you lost a bet with a raccoon.'

My hair was so messy my neighbor called the cops.