hairy kirk

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A wild hair look made when you high-five a bunch of Quaaludes and then use your own cum as hair gel.

My hair looked like a raccoon exploded in a lava pit. #hairykirk

I tried to be cool, but my hair just screamed 'I took a hit from a meatball.'

My girlfriend said I looked like a mad scientist who lost his lab coat.

When you take so many Quaaludes you forget your face and your hair looks like a prison riot.

My hair was so wild my dog ran away from me. #hairykirk

I looked like I had been attacked by a flock of angry chickens.

My mom said I looked like a guy who just got fired and then got hit by a bus.

A hair style that happens when you take a hit of Quaaludes and then try to comb your hair with your own cum.

My hair looked like it had been stepped on by a elephant wearing a sock. #hairykirk

I walked in the door and my dad said, 'Son, you look like you lost a bet with a raccoon.'

My hair was so messy my neighbor called the cops.