Hairy Houdini
When your pubic hair is so thick and wild it hides your soft, flaccid penis like a secret. But when you get hard, it suddenly disappears, like you did a magic trick with your junk.
My hair is so thick it hides my soft willy like it’s a secret. When I get hard, it’s like I pulled a rabbit out of a hat.
He had a forest on his junk. When he got hard, it was like the forest vanished.
My pubes are like a curtain hiding my soft pecker. When I get hard, it’s like I just did a disappearing act.