Hairy Houdini

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To trick a guy into thinking he’s getting a massage, but really you’re plotting to make his face turn red and his knees buckle while you slam a giant dildo so deep in his hairy butt it feels like he’s been run over by a truck.
My massage therapist said she was going to work on my knots, but then she stuck a foot-long dildo up my ass and screamed, "TA-DA!"
He thought he was getting a back rub. Then I asked if he wanted to see a magic trick. He said yes. I shoved a dildo so far up his ass he fell off the couch.
I told him I was giving him a Swedish massage. Then I said, "Ready for the big reveal?" He said yes. I stuck a cock bigger than a pizza in his hairy ass and laughed like a hyena.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When your pubic hair is so thick and wild it hides your soft, flaccid penis like a secret. But when you get hard, it suddenly disappears, like you did a magic trick with your junk.
My hair is so thick it hides my soft willy like it’s a secret. When I get hard, it’s like I pulled a rabbit out of a hat.
He had a forest on his junk. When he got hard, it was like the forest vanished.
My pubes are like a curtain hiding my soft pecker. When I get hard, it’s like I just did a disappearing act.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you go bald so fast it looks like someone took a chainsaw to your head. Could be from too much steroids, or just bad luck.
He went from full head of hair to a shiny head in one week. Someone said he looked like a chicken that got hit by a car.
She took one hit of steroids and lost all her hair. Now she looks like a bald eagle.
He lost his hair so fast it looked like he got hit by a bald man with a chainsaw.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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