Hairy Houdini
When you go bald so fast it looks like someone took a chainsaw to your head. Could be from too much steroids, or just bad luck.
He went from full head of hair to a shiny head in one week. Someone said he looked like a chicken that got hit by a car.
She took one hit of steroids and lost all her hair. Now she looks like a bald eagle.
He lost his hair so fast it looked like he got hit by a bald man with a chainsaw.