Hairy Hat
When a guy pees like a fire hydrant while scratching his nuts and sniffling like a baby with a runny nose.
My dad peed while scratching his balls and blowing his nose like he had a cold and a rash.
My brother did the Hairy Hat while peeing in the shower. It looked like a disaster.
I saw a guy at the gas station doing the Hairy Hat. He had a runny nose and a peeing problem.