Hairy Hat

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A Hairy Hat is a guy with a bush so thick it looks like he wore a hat made of pubes. He also looks like a bearded lunatic with a straw sticking out of his mouth and a hat that smells like a barn.
My uncle is a Hairy Hat Man. He looks like he just crawled out of a goat’s ass.
The Hairy Hat Man from Alphabet Land is like a hairy wizard with a straw for a tongue.
I saw a Hairy Hat Man at the park. He had a beard so long it looked like a goat had a mustache.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a guy pees like a fire hydrant while scratching his nuts and sniffling like a baby with a runny nose.
My dad peed while scratching his balls and blowing his nose like he had a cold and a rash.
My brother did the Hairy Hat while peeing in the shower. It looked like a disaster.
I saw a guy at the gas station doing the Hairy Hat. He had a runny nose and a peeing problem.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a guy shoots his load on your head and then puts his hairy bush on top of your partner’s head like a hairy hat.
My friend did the Hairy Hat on me. I looked like a bald guy with a hairy hat on top of his head.
At the party, someone did the Hairy Hat on my girlfriend. She looked like a hairy hat with a head on top.
My brother did the Hairy Hat on my mom. She looked like a confused cow with a hairy hat.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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