Hairy Gremlin
You drop your hairy toe in someone’s butt hole and get a tiny poop lodged under your nail. The toe has to be hairy to be a Hairy Gremlin. If it’s not, you’re just a gremlin with no class.
My buddy stuck his hairy toe in my butt, and now he smells like a dead rat.
During gym class, I put my toe in my friend’s butt and got poop under my nail. I’m a Hairy Gremlin now.
My mom stuck her hairy toe in my butt, and now I have poop under my nail. That’s a Hairy Gremlin move.