Hairy Gremlin

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When you stick your fuzzy toe in someone's butt hole and get a little poop stuck under your nail. If the toe is hairy, it’s a Hairy Gremlin. Otherwise, it’s just a regular gremlin with no style.
My cousin stuck his toe in my butt and got poop under his nail. I called him a Hairy Gremlin.
I put my hairy toe in my brother’s butt and now I smell like a rotten sock.
At school, my friend stuck his toe in my butt and got poop under his nail. He’s a Hairy Gremlin for life.
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You drop your hairy toe in someone’s butt hole and get a tiny poop lodged under your nail. The toe has to be hairy to be a Hairy Gremlin. If it’s not, you’re just a gremlin with no class.
My buddy stuck his hairy toe in my butt, and now he smells like a dead rat.
During gym class, I put my toe in my friend’s butt and got poop under my nail. I’m a Hairy Gremlin now.
My mom stuck her hairy toe in my butt, and now I have poop under my nail. That’s a Hairy Gremlin move.
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You stick your hairy toe in someone’s butt hole and get a little poop stuck under your nail. If the toe isn’t hairy, it’s not a Hairy Gremlin, it’s just a gremlin who forgot to shave.
I put my hairy toe in my brother’s butt and now I have poop under my nail. I’m a Hairy Gremlin.
At the park, my cousin stuck his hairy toe in my butt and got poop under his nail. He’s a Hairy Gremlin.
My dad stuck his hairy toe in my butt and now I smell like a wet dog. He’s a Hairy Gremlin.
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