hairy gorilla - You're gay, you slather your hairy nuts in mustard, and a go

You're gay, you slather your hairy nuts in mustard, and a gorilla grabs your balls like it's a snack.

I'm gay, I put mustard on my hairy balls, and a gorilla grabbed my nuts like it was a snack. #hairygorilla

I slathered my hairy balls in mustard and a gorilla grabbed them like a snack. #hairygorilla

Gay, mustard on my hairy balls, and a gorilla grabbed my nuts like it was a snack. #hairygorilla