hairy gorilla

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You shave your junk so you can bounce her like a yo-yo until you leak everywhere. Then you throw your hairy pubes on her chest like it's a snack. That's the hairy gorilla.

My cousin shaved his nuts so he could ride his girlfriend like a horse and then dumped his hair on her face. #hairygorilla

Shaved my ass hair so I could bounce my ex until I leaked. Then I threw my hairs on her chest. #hairygorilla

Shaved my pubes to bounce my girlfriend like a beast. Then I threw my hairs on her chest. #hairygorilla

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hairy gorilla #6122 is the king of rap, and he would beat you up for calling him a god.

Hairy gorilla #6122 is the king of rap and would beat me up if I said he was a god. #rapking

Hairy gorilla #6122 is the king of rap and would eat my face if I called him a god. #hairygorilla

Hairy gorilla #6122 is the king of rap, and if I called him a god, he'd beat me up. #rapgod

by Slangipedia 2d ago

My grandma is so huge, she could crush you with one finger and she drives a monster truck like it's a toy. She's from Dazed and Confused.

My grandma is so big, she could crush me with one finger and drives a monster truck. #dazedandconfused

My grandma is 8 feet tall and drives a Mac truck like it's a toy. #hairygorilla

My grandma is 652 pounds and she ran the 40 in 10.2. #dazedandconfused

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Your best friend has a hairy chest and a hairy cock, and it’s like a hairy sandwich.

My best friend has a hairy chest and a hairy cock. It's like a hairy sandwich. #hairygorilla

My bestie has a hairy chest and a hairy cock. Looks like a hairy burrito. #hairygorilla

My bro has a hairy chest and a hairy cock. It’s like a hairy taco. #hairygorilla

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You're gay, you slather your hairy nuts in mustard, and a gorilla grabs your balls like it's a snack.

I'm gay, I put mustard on my hairy balls, and a gorilla grabbed my nuts like it was a snack. #hairygorilla

I slathered my hairy balls in mustard and a gorilla grabbed them like a snack. #hairygorilla

Gay, mustard on my hairy balls, and a gorilla grabbed my nuts like it was a snack. #hairygorilla

by Slangipedia 2d ago