hairy ghost
A fake term Taylor and Matt made up so you’d waste your time searching for something gross, but it was just their way of saying you’re the best and they’re f***ing annoying.
You search it. It’s just a joke. You’re mad. They’re happy.
You were expecting a hairy nightmare. They just said 'hairy ghost' and you’re confused.
You think it’s real. They think it’s funny.